Mr. Collinsworth, The Definition of "A Tool" is...

Athens, GA (Nov 29, 2007) - I thought I heard him say it, but wanted to confirm with a friend of mine first. And yes, Chris Collinsworth (pictured left), in broadcasting tonight's Packers-Cowboys game for the NFL Network, referred to DeMarcus Ware by saying "what a tool he is."

I think he meant it as a positive thing, based on his comments immediately afterwards, but I cannot believe he does not know what referring to someone as "a tool" really means. So for his education, when you call someone "a tool", you are using a euphemism for a the crude name of a certain body part used to pee or for reproduction. Lesson over.

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